Bob Newhart almost never uses vulgar words in his comedy material for shock value. About the most shocking thing he has ever been known to say is in his Driving Instructor routine when he shouts at another driver, "Same to you fella!" He tells another, "No sir, I don't suppose it is so damn funny." Newhart's commedy is universal and never offends his audience. He is an innovative comedy pioneer who has starred and succeeded in many venues including films, record albums, night clubs, and television. Bob was born on Sept. 25, 1929 in Oak Park, Illinois and grew up there. He claims it was only a coincidence that the stock market crashed a month after his birth.
Bob attended high school at St. Ignatius College Preparatory School in Chicago. He graduated from Loyola University of Chicago in 1952 with a degree in business. He was drafted into the Army right after college during the Korean War but did not leave the U.S. and was discharged in 1954. From 1954 to 1958, Bob worked as an accountant for United States Gympsum Corporation in Chicago but later claimed that his motto "close enough" did not endear him to his colleagues in the accounting department.
By 1958, Bob was writing advertising copy for Fred Niles, one of the largest independent film and TV producers in Chicago. At the Niles Company, Bob and a co-worker invented long imaginary and funny phone calls that they would use as audtion tapes for voice-over commercial work. The tapes evolved into a staple of Bob's comedy routines, one-way imaginary phone conversations with people such as "Nutty Walt" from the colonies also known as Sir Walter Raleigh. "You do what? You roll up this big leaf of tobacco and then you stick it in your mouth and you light it on fire? Then what? You breathe in the smoke? Is this one of the guys in the back office? Is this a rib?" In another classic, he gives PR advice to Abraham Lincoln on how to phrase the Gettysburg Address for best effect. He begs Lincoln not to change "four score and seven years" to just "87 years" because it would not sound as good. "Abe, that would be like Marc Antony saying, 'Friends, Romans, countrymen, I got something I want to tell ya." In still another phone conversation, he represents Parker Brothers game company as he patiently listens to Abner Doubleday try to explain the complex rules of the new game of baseball. "How many couples? Nine?! What do you mean nine men on a team?" According to legend, in about 1959 Chicago radio DJ Dan Sorkin introduced Bob to the head of talent for Warner Brothers Records. Spoken word albums were new then and the talent head came up with the idea of recording some of Bob's stand-up comedy routines at Chicago-area night clubs. Bob was living in Oak Park when at age 31, he began to enjoy great success with his new comedy style. In 1960, various club recordings in front of a live audience were assembled in Bob's first comedy album, The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart.
The Button Down Mind was a huge instant success that went to number one on the charts. The popularity was unheard of for a non-musical album. It sold better than a competing Elvis Presley album and the cast album from the Broadway stage version of The Sound of Music. Bob won a Grammy Award in 1961 and an award for "Best New Artist" that same year from the recording industry. All at once, he recorded a sequel to the first album called The Button Down Mind Strikes Back and he was offered a comedy/variety show of his own on NBC-TV. The 1961 incarnation of The Bob Newhart Show only lasted one season but the show won Bob both an Emmy Award and a Peabody Award. Two of his memorable film roles in early years included an Army private in Hell is for Heroes (1962) that worked in a phone conversation in a bunker for the benefit of listening German intelligence officers. "Please don't send any more reinforcements to our sector, we already have too many troops here." He also played the role of "Major Major" in Catch 22 (1970) with an all-star comedy cast ranging from Orson Welles and Norman Fell to Buck Henry and Alan Arkin. In all, he has been in about twenty feature films for theatrical release.
Over the last 44 years, Bob has appeared many times as a guest on the old Ed Sullivan Show, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and The Dean Martin Show. Bob was also a substitute guest host for Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show 87 times and he was host of Saturday Night Live twice. Buddy Hackett introduced Bob to a woman that Buddy called "a nice Catlick girl" named Virginia Quinn, whose father was an actor. Bob married Virginia in 1964 and the couple raised four children and now have grandchildren. They are close social friends with Don Rickles and his wife. Bob has a sister who is a Roman Catholic nun. From 1972 to 1978, Bob starred on TV as Dr. Bob Hartley, a psychiatrist working in Chicago, on The Bob Newhart Show. The show was one of the most popular of the 1970s. His second very successful series called Newhart went on the air in 1982 in which Bob played the role of a Vermont innkeeper. That show lasted eight seasons to 1990 and featured one of the funniest surprise ending shows in TV history. Bob tried two other series ideas in the 1990s but neither lasted more than a season. Even now in his middle seventies, Bob Newhart never stops working. He continues to appear in Las Vegas and on college campuses. In just the last three years, he performed in funny character roles including a Watergate Hotel doorman with Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde II (2003) and as Papa Elf in Elf with Will Farrell also in 2003. He appeared on the TV series Desperate Housewives three times last year and is currently filming a TV movie, The Librarian 2: Return to King Solomon's Mines. He has also been a guest performer on ER and with his own voice on The Simpsons, a show that features fellow Cook County native Dan Castellaneta who long admired Newhart.
Although he has lived in California for most of the last forty years, Bob neverthless stays close to his old friends in Illinois and has frequently come back to Chicago to benefit various causes. He has been extremely generous with his time in helping to raise money for his alma mater, Loyola University of Chicago. Bob served on the Loyola Board of Trustees from 1999 to 2002 and was the April 2001 commencement speaker at Loyola. He was given an honorary doctorate in humane letters almost fifty years after he received his business degree from Loyola. For a list of major films and TV shows of Bob Newhart, click here.